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Fan-smurfing-tastic!
03:32 Oct 27 2007
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Philosophical question of the day.....
If you choke a smurf.....
what color does it turn?
:P
A Definition of Irony...
00:23 Oct 16 2007
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Dr. Robert C. Atkins, the creator of the Atkins Diet, died April 18, 2003 after he fell and suffered head injuries on April 8 on the sidewalk in front of his Atkins Center for Complementary Medicine in Manhattan, where he also lived.
I find it funny that a guy who endorsed an all meat diet, died as a VEGATABLE!!!!!
:P
The Lunatics!!!!23:18 Oct 01 2007
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Episode #3
"Trissy, get your Gun!!!!"
or
"Why does it hurt when I pee????"
Tonites show begins in the Coven of ShinobiTaka Forums……
It was a peaceful day…..
The Sun was shining….
Only one cloud danced across the sky….
And all was calm…..
UNTIL……
Mysticwinds: whats the last thing I did? I read all of this.
(she’s referring to the Coven of ShinobTaka’s Forum Thread: whats the last thing you did? -Hawk)
Hawk: Read all of what??????
:S
SandmanForever: No, read as in read.... Haha. Hawk you're getting old. JOKING *runs and hides*
Hawk::: gets baseball bat ::
Oh Sand.....
Hawk has a surprise for you.....
SandmanForever: *pokes head out from behind a couch* OOOOOOoooo where?! Oh shit! *runs*
Hawk: Don't run.....
it will only make your punishment worse!
:: chases after Sand ::
SandmanForever: *runs even faster* Cant catch me pops! *trips and lands fast first on the floor*
Trissy: i guess boys will be boys but sand did that hurt your face............lol
Mysticwinds: OMG " Sand I cannot believe you wrote "can't catch me pops" LMFAO Sand, stand in front of me maybe* ooops
remember Sand, the saying goes “respect your elders”. :: smiling :: maybe now!!!
SandmanForever: *gets up and wipes blood off my nose* Hell yall should see what we write each other... Besides he tag teamed me with Mechelle!
Mechelle007: Come on now Babe, you're in the military, can't take a little Tag Team Action. :P
SandmanForever: i know I'm going to get slapped for this comment in December, but I can dig it.
I can handle a tag team... IF its two chicks Love.
Trissy: omg do you all know how bad that sounds lmfao.........and everyone thought hawk and i were bad ........lmfao and if you call hawk pops i wonder what ya call me i is older than him............
SandmanForever: Well I try not to say anything to offend women. But males... well thats another story... Aint that right Grandpa?
*runs for cover before Hawk gets in*
Trissy: first it’s pops, now your calling him grandpa oh Hawk’s gonna woop your ass ..... woohoo a show gets out pop corn and sits down.......this otta be good.......lmfao...
SandmanForever: Hawk's trying to kill me now!!! I dont reckon this means I'll get that mark then.
Mechelle007: Do you never learn? Hawk gave me the go ahead to take you down last night. lol
Oh, by the way, I got your tag team Babe.
Trissy: lmfao he told me hes got a shotgun shell with your name on it.............lol
SandmanForever: Fine then! It takes 2 to tango, 2 to salsa, and a whole bunch to form a congo line... I dont reckon that fits with this context, but, *pulls out the super atomic nuclear mega ultra super soaker 2 billion* who's ya daddy?
Mysticwinds: LMFAO @ sand, Trissy and Mechelle Trissy is bringing the popcorn i will bring a keg.
Hawk: Um....
Sand.....
:: Aims shotgun ::
Who's YOUR Daddy?
Trissy: hawks my daddy.......... lmfao...... hes got the one that will hurt the most....... and woohoo mystic with the keg..... now your thinking.............looks at mystic maybe we should bring chips to sand did say salsa ....lmfao......
SandmanForever: Ruh Oh! *drops the... that super soaker thing that I made up and runs for cover behind..... .... ... Something*
Trissy: not behind me sand! omg :: runs :: i ain’t getting shot twice in one day forget it.......
Hawk: la la la la laaaaaaa!
mechelle007: Hawk, Seems you need no help tonight. lol
Hawk: Nope...
I got "Betsy" to help me....
She never fails!
Trissy: omg hawks thats three times you shot me today........ bawls whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what did i ever do to you?????? ok wait dont answer that one ok i mighta had it comeing but sheesh sand started it first.............
I’m gonna go get my gun! :: walks out ::
SandmanForever: WAIT A MINUTE! I aint start nothing!... Wait... thats a double negative... that means... FUCK! *jumps behind a couch*
Trissy: runs in the door with the shotgun ok sand were ya at ............. i aint the only one getting shot today......... oh here sandypoo......
SandmanForever: *takes the shottie* Thanks Trissy! *rubs barrells tenderly* And what shall I call you my beaut? Ah! Gladys.
Hawk: Sand...
There's a half naked girl in front of you....
and you are stroking the barrel of shotgun.....
ARE YOU RETARDED?????
SandmanForever: *jaw drops* WTF! It didnt load till just now! Honest! *pics up jaw and hides eyes*
Trissy: omg what happend to my pants ........looks around and dives mehind the chair ......... omg hawk your so dead now..............
Hawk: Hey....
I'm not the one who dressed you this morning....
Blame your HUBBY!!!!!!
Trissy: ok but i forgot.......... fucksakes......... what was i thinking normally iam toplesss but hey i look great dont.i...........
SandmanForever: Looks like Christina Ricci
Hawk: Eh....
I've seen better!
:P
Trissy: Hawk…. come over hear and say that you ass.......... i know were theres a barstool with your name on it...........
SandmanForever: *hands Trissy Gladys* Take it.
Trissy: thanks :: looks at hawk with shotgun.........bang ........:: does your peepee really hurt now.......
Hawk: No....
But I think Sand will require some medical attention....
Dude.. that musta hurt!
Trissy: oh fuck ........ :: turns to hawk and reloads ............ bang......:: i got you that time..........
SandmanForever: What? *looks down* WTF TRISSY!!??? WHY!? Mechelle!!!!!!!!!!! *clutches crotch and falls to the deck crying*
Hawk: Trissy....
You really need to get Glasses!!!
you shot MECHELLE!!!!!
:: Takes away Trissy's shotgun before she hurts someone else! ::
Trissy: sorry sand sorry mechelle ........ its hawks fault he got me frsterated and confused again.....
ok i give up next time ill get a squirt gun................ sorry runs for the door to call 911
Hawk: Ooooo... Not 911!
call Dominoes....
they will get here LOOOOONG before anyone can respond!
:P
Trissy: ohhh and bring pizza.......... woohoo calling dominos...........
SandmanForever: *moans in agony* He... Help... me.... owwww..
Hawk: See what you started Sand.....
You just had to call me "OLD"...
Now your Crotch is shot up....
as is Mechelle's.....
Have we learned our lesson?
SandmanForever: Thats... ok.... gramps... un... like... you... I am... YOUNG DUMB AND FULL OF CU- *jumps up and bumps head on ceiling* Fuck!
Hawk: Oy veh....
:: rubs hand on forehead and shakes head ::
And this brings this Episode of the Lunatics to an end....
Will Sand learn his lesson?????
Will Trissy get her eyes checked??????
Will Hawk ever need Mechelle’s help again now that he has his trusty shotgun, “Betsy”?????
tune in next time to find out the answers to those questions and hear Trissy say: "I didn’t know Pants were supposed to go on your legs….. I thought they went on your head!"
We now return you to the regularly scheduled Forum!
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